MADISON, Wis. — This afternoon, Elon Musk hosted his lackey Brad Schimel for a livestream to talk about how Musk is trying to buy the Court for Schimel and secure a favorable ruling in the lawsuit he currently has against the state of Wisconsin.
Campaign spokesman Derrick Honeyman released the following statement:
“Brad Schimel has always been at the beck and call of his campaign donors—and now it looks like Elon Musk wanted to do a check-in on his $12 million investment. They couldn’t even figure out the tech on Musk’s own platform, just like how Schimel couldn’t figure out how to test rape kits for over two years. Musk wants a lackey on the Supreme Court who will rule in his company’s favor on their lawsuit against the State of Wisconsin. Wisconsinites don’t want this slimy and corrupt billionaire running our Supreme Court.”
