MADISON, Wis. — Last night, it was revealed that Elon Musk’s America PAC is now offering $100 to voters to try and buy the Supreme Court election for Brad Schimel.

Campaign spokesman Derrick Honeyman released the following statement: 

“Elon Musk is trying to buy a seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court to secure a favorable ruling in his company’s lawsuit against the state. Now Musk has resorted to buying votes. Brad Schimel has spent his career looking out for wealthy special interests and campaign donors, and Musk wants a justice who will rule in his favor to help his own bottom line. Wisconsinites can see right through this extreme corruption and they don’t want a slimy billionaire like Elon Musk or a corrupt politician like Brad Schimel controlling the Wisconsin Supreme Court.”